We're on the corner of Power Street and Swiss Street. Only you'll be significantly better paid. We're prepared to swear you in as a special field operative. As far as I'm concerned, that means we need you. We need someone with the right skillset, the right experience. You want to learn the truth? We're gonna need to bring you in. Forget everything you've heard in the news, and forget all the braindead conspiracy theorists on Lifeinvader. You think you know what's behind it, hmm? Well the correct answer is 'no'. We can't change the weather, but maybe we can do something about the price at the pump.
It's hot as hell outside, and the gas prices are through the roof. I work for an organization, I won't say which, but you can guess, hmm? Now, I can't tell you much as long as you're still just a civilian, but I can tell you this.
